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Online Dating Is A Nightmare

Some cringey dialogue from actual (terrible) people on dating sites includes: "Ahjussi on the streets, and oppa in the sheets" "I'm looking for a girl who can make my egg roll hot" "Smoochie smooch is important" "There are situations where someone owes you sex" (NO THERE IS NEVER A SITUATION WTF) "It's easier for girls to hold back, (on sex) than guys.." "you are so sexy.. i wanna kiss your lips and hold your butt if you let me" "i wanna lick you down there" (WTF WTF) "i'd be all up on that" "it's just a kiss you're a chicken" "nah i don't see the point if this isn't going anywhere. goodluck on your issues" "of course i have to sleep with someone before marriage. its a connection"
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  Swipe right. Take a chance Get a match, it might be romance.  Three weeks in, make plans to meet. They fade away, and it repeats. Don't put your heart on the line They're never looking for anything long-term If it's worth it, it'll happen at the right time. Again? Don't be the naive, girl.  Pulled back in, trying again. When they mean friends, sometimes they mean "friends." And that's just not your style. So they run away, but it's all for the better. They freak out because you "have your shit together." Count all the times people have said "netflix and chill" Each time it happens, you get physically ill.  It may work for some, but maybe you feel too strongly  And you sometimes think, "What's wrong with me?" It drains you, although it's the norm. Don't hit download. It's not worth it anymore. 
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