Online Dating Is A Nightmare

Some cringey dialogue from actual (terrible) people on dating sites includes:


"Ahjussi on the streets, and oppa in the sheets"

"I'm looking for a girl who can make my egg roll hot"

"Smoochie smooch is important"

"There are situations where someone owes you sex" (NO THERE IS NEVER A SITUATION WTF)

"It's easier for girls to hold back, (on sex) than guys.."

"you are so sexy.. i wanna kiss your lips and hold your butt if you let me"


"i wanna lick you down there" (WTF WTF)

"i'd be all up on that"

"it's just a kiss you're a chicken"

"nah i don't see the point if this isn't going anywhere. goodluck on your issues"

"of course i have to sleep with someone before marriage. its a connection"